①向青梅竹马「你有性欲吗？」这样问了的结果
在カクヨム偶然看到的短篇，觉得挺有意思于是顺手随便翻译一下，译者个人没系统学过日语而且文笔很差，有翻译不清楚、翻译错误或者看不懂的地方，关我什么事。
就这样，我被青梅竹马美味地吃掉了。
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作者：清水龍（好像是写一些短篇小说，个人只偶然看到了这个系列，其他的都还没看）
第一话作者发了修改版
译：APianoGuy
虽然自己都能看懂，但是翻译成文字出来真要了老命了
（好像每修改一次最后会出现空白的换行，不删的话就会出乱码Orz）
放在了合集里面，后续作者如果再写这个短篇的话也会继续更新
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年轻的男生都有性欲。
这都是显而易见的事情了，是和『人不呼吸的话就会死』『人不摄取营养的话就会死』『人不睡觉的话就会死』差不多的一般常识。
就算是经常被称为『人畜无害』的我也是有性欲的。经常和朋友们聊一些工口的话题，是一般话题里聊的最热闹的。
但是，女生会如何呢？我突然这样想到了。当然，取决于人各不同吧——然后，个人之间的差异大概很大——，但是女孩子像欲望旺盛的猴子似的男生一样充满了性欲……嗯，我想应该不会。
但是，实际上怎样我并不知道。
要问为什么的话，我是男生并不是女生。（译：总感觉是凑字数的废话23333）所以，关于女孩子的性欲的真实情况完全不知道。
——于是就这样，我亲自去问了她。
「那个，薰」
「……嗯？」
「你有性欲吗？」
然后，薰一脸茫然地看着我。
「……怎么了哇，突然这样问」
「没什么，总觉得有点在意啊」
在床上躺着看漫画的薰爬起来正坐，嘭嘭地拍了拍床，示意我坐在她旁边。
我歪着头，不明白她的意思。
「……？」
「过来」
「诶？啊，嗯……」
我按照指示，坐在薰地旁边。
——瞬间。
「呜呀！」
「呜嘎！？」
我被推倒在了床上。
虽说我是男生薰是女生，但是薰比我更高大也更有力量。我作为一个男生个子相当小，运动也不擅长。也几乎没什么肌肉。所以，尽管我努力抵抗了，也赢不了薰。那是压倒性的力量差。
「什、什么！？你要干什么！？」
「刚才的问题的回答」
薰无视我的话淡淡地说。
「我也有性欲」
「是、是吗……是这样啊……。我知道了。知道了、赶快离开点——」
「都是小京的错哦。我都一直一直忍耐着的、『你有性欲吗？』被这样问了奇怪的话、我……我、已经忍不住了」
「诶……等下、什么意思——」
「虽然说是青梅竹马，毫不介意的进入女生家里什么的，小京也大意了呢。但是、已经晚了哦。你是无法从我这里逃掉的哟。」
这、说起来不应该是由我这个男生说的台词吗？不、作为男生的我说这样的话很糟糕吗……、
「哇！」
薰砰地扑到了我身上。
她那被疯狂支配的笑容让我战栗。现在的薰像是渴望肉的狼，而我就是中了陷阱的可怜的羔羊。
「就这样——」
甜美的吐息麻痹了我的思考。
薰舔了舔舌头。
「——我开动了」
就这样，我被青梅竹马美味地吃掉了。
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